Thursday, June 02, 2005

 

Quote for the Day

I don't know if I've thrown this one out before, but here goes.

"If you cannot make God love you, make him fight you. If he will not give you the embrace of the lover, compel him to give you the embrace of the wrestler." --Sri Aurobindu

Story of my life.

For those of you not happy with a solitary quote, here are a few random ones.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. ~P.J. O'Rourke

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best." — Woody Allen.

"I remember my first sexual encounter because I kept the recipe." — Jeff Dahmer. (I hope that one isn't real)

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." — Rodney Dangerfield.

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant." — Henry Miller.

"If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised." — Dorothy Parker (1893—1967), US writer.

"It would be less demanding, enslaving, perplexing and strenuous for a healthy male to screw a thousand women in his lifetime than to try to please one, and the potential for failure would be less." — Irma Kurtz.

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." — Aristotle Onassis

"I don't understand how women can spend so much money, I mean, understand, she don't pay for her own drinks, and she's got her own pussy!" (unknown)

"Of course I like women. Historically, man has always been attracted to Evil." — Timothy McClanahan.

"The Two Things about Women:1. When complaining, they don’t want your advice, they want your sympathy.2. Don’t you dare tell them you can sum them up with just Two Things." — Glen Whitman.

"If there is one thing I know about women, it's that you should never laugh until you absolutely — I repeat, absolutely — know that they're joking." — Mark Dockham.

Okay...more than I originally intended, but my own thoughts aren't nearly as coherent as other peoples' thoughts.

Night

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