Saturday, September 04, 2004

 

Mainly Quotes

At 1 a.m. this morning I was a bit more depressed than normal. I don't know why but I ordered pay-per-view porn. This made me even more depressed. On the upside, I think Emily would have enjoyed it...alot of Domme/S&M elements. Maybe that was what made it so depressing. I do alot of things for reasons I can barely fathom. Anyway, I'm still up in the air on RHPS tonight. Right now I am completely dreading the hour and a half ride back at 2:30 in the morning by myself after finding out that even in a college town at a RHPS I can't find a woman. Plus it just occured to me that with the holiday weekend they might not even have the showing, so I will have to call on that anyway. Anyway...I have been cleaning most of the day...well off and on. I stopped to watch The Princess Bride which is on right now. Hopefully I will get to the two schedules I brought home sometime in the next couple of hours and then I am stopping in to the office tomorrow to pick up some more work and get the prep for my appointments next week done.

Not much really to report today, so I will leave you with some quotes that I found while cleaning out some papers...at one time I apparently thought they were worth writing down so I will put them here so I can shred the actual paper.

Time, mister, it's not a theif. It's an embezzler staying up nights and juggling the books so you don't notice anything missing when you wake up.--(Not sure where I got this one, but I'm pretty sure it is from an old movie.)

Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. --Almost Famous

Lester Bangs: Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool. --Almost Famous

Terrorist: Let's make an example of this hero...a very tragic example, Miss...?
Lois Lane: Lane.
Terrorist: Lane? Lois Lane? The one Superman always saves?
Lois Lane: 'Fraid so.

(From The Superman/Batman Movie)

Larry Mann: Well, I'll be a son of a bitch! I don't smoke, you quit drinking, bob here wouldn't even dream of llooking at another woman with lust...between the three of us, we're practically Jesus. --The Big Kahuna

Rocco: I killed your cat! I thought that it would bring closure to our relationship! (Boondock Saints)

Reverend Ritz: Remember, the children can't praise the lOrd if they've got genitals in their mouths. (Nudist Colony of the Dead)

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. --unknown

I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.--unknown

The fact that noone understands you doesn't mean you are an artist. --unknown

How do I set a laser printer to stun. --unknown

Any sufficiently optimistic statement is indistiguishable from sarcasm. --Smith's First Law...Eric Smith

People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence, they're beggin for rule by brute force, when the biggest strongest animals among men were always automically 'right.' Guns ended that, and social democracy is a hollow farce without an armed populace to make it work. Neil Smith, The Probability Broach

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats. --H. L. Mencken

--There are many more quotes I wrote down, but I'm sure noone wants to just read tons of them all at once any more than you read through the entire list of jokes in an email at one time, so I will save the others for another bored moment of mine.

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