Wednesday, August 25, 2004

 

A few movie/tv quotes to get you through the night

Archie Bunker: I didn't swear. GD. The first word is God. How can that be a swear word? It's the most popular word in the bible. The second word, damn, that's a perfectly good word, you hear it all the time, like they dam the river to keep it from flooding it. And you read in the Bible that some guy was damned for cheating or stealing or having sex in the family. And who damned him? Who else? God. God damned him. Edith, beautiful words right out of the Bible.

Boondock Saints:
Connor : Now you will receive us.
Murphy : We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor : We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy : It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor : It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy : With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor : Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy : Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor : These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy : There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor : For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy : And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Finally, from Shaun of the Dead, which I am desperate to see:

[Shaun is channel hopping]
[Channel 4 News]
Krishnan Guru-Murthy : Though no-one official is prepared to comment, religious groups are calling it Judgement Day. There's...
[VH1, playing "Panic" by The Smiths]
Morrissey : Panic on the streets of London...
[ITV News]
Newsreader: As an increasing number of reports of...
[Football]
Commentator: Serious attacks on...
[Five News]
Newsreader: People, who are being...
[Nature documentary, leopards eating a gazelle]
Narrator: Eaten alive...
[Sky News]
Jeremy Thompson : But witness reports are sketchy. One unifying detail seems to be that the attackers in many instances appear to be...
[T4]
Vernon Kaye: Dead excited to have with us here a sensational chart topping...


Family Guy

Lois Griffin : Peter. You're bribing your daughter with a car?
Peter Griffin : Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't "bribe" just another word for "love"?

Lois Griffin : You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter Griffin : Uh, what could me and you do together? [Lois giggles]
Peter Griffin : Lois. You've got a sick mind.
Lois Griffin : Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter Griffin : Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.


Oh yeah...be prepared...I'm thinking up another list of movies to demand that everyone on the planet see...I have to pull up my first set of movies first though and make sure I don't duplicate...

Night all

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